A couple weeks ago I saw a band called the Cybertronic Spree. They dress up like Transformers and play a bunch of nerdy shit along with songs from the animated movie. “Dare To Be Stupid” was in that movie so of course they played it. Good times.
Who the FUCK FaceTimes in a gym locker room? Jesus Christ, people are the goddamn worst. I (a lady) once encountered a bachelorette party in the gym locker room, there for one of those pole-lates classes, and the bride’s mother was taking photos. I, standing there in a towel, was like “EXCUSE ME, NO PHOTOS IN THE…
Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.
His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.
I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.
That was a pithier reply than I'd have expected from him, but it's probably not the first time he finished quickly talking about feet.
I give the edge to historical figures being the most famous. How many people are going to remember somebody like Cher or even Michael Jackson in 200 years?
Listen. If Bill Walton is calling a given day “the greatest day of my life,” that’s a real day! The man has been…
I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.
That looks like it belongs in an 80s movie depicting the 2000s.
“The First Pancake.”
I’m not defending the airlines. (Nor will a decision to take a hidden-city ticket impact how airlines choose to over-sell seats or other consumer-averse business practices, IMO.)
“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”
Sam’s Club has had this feature for a couple years (at least) now. Also you can scan and pay for your items within that app and avoid the lines. Just sayin’.
If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.
Sick flip tho
Sure, I’ll explain it. Not everyone is a food snob like you. Some people like fast food. It’s kind of why fast food places make zillions of dollars a year.
cheaper than a pickup
16. Next-door neighbor
Man Over-Inflates a Tire and the Subsequent Explosion Destroys His Car
