They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Jesus Christ, those suggested Deadspin links.

Username/comment synergy is always greatly appreciated.

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

But he didn’t stop at “don’t rock the boat.” Not rocking the boat would’ve been LeBron giving some milquetoasty answer that either vaguely supported free speech or claiming that “it’s a really complex situation so I can’t say but I hope both sides can work out a solution.”

Instead, he went beyond that by specifically…

I’m surprised at this anti-Bulgaria post.

Yes, he sucks. He also leaks.

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

Good thing he didn’t see the guy who came out after her.

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Fuck this shit.

Oh fuck off. I’ve never watched GOT but I’ve seen him in plenty of other roles and he’s a phenomenal actor. I do know that like it or not that show wouldn’t have been NEARLY the success it was during its run without his charming ass in it. So that’s literally the only GOT Emmy I’m OK with.

“Look, we get it, he doesn’t…

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

It’s good to know that at least one good thing has come from The Late Show With James Corden, stealer of Beyoncé’s Creative Arts Emmys.

Thanks to my wife’s IUD, I too am a finisher in the box.

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

“I think people like Edward Snowden, Chelsea Manning are heroes,” she said. What a breath of fresh air!!

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

Meanwhile, my insanely insightful in-the-greys comments drive tens of thousandths of unique pageviews to your site every month, and I’ve yet to see dime one.