Said it before, will say it again: it’s not politics, it’s morality. If the greatest controversy around Donald Trump were, say, his position on revising the tax code, or even something as volatile as abortion rights, then fine, the PGA could say “whoa, we stay out of politics.” But it’s so much worse than that. It’s…

Keeping it real down here.

scans for *female orgasm*

Fats and oils are the conduits through which flavor travels.

Meanwhile, at Madison Square Garden ...

Ten bucks says you wouldn't buy it for $88. 

Ten bucks says you wouldn't buy it for $88. 

He probably had to spend 4 hours saying no to the finance guy.

Paul Brown, writer: “Hey, Megan Greenwell, editor-in-chief of Deadspin, I’d like to pitch you a story.”

I’m not sure I get the snark over William’s comments (beyond the legitimate discussion about the word “decision”). He acknowledged that the issues would be the result of society’s failures and that’s something we all need to work to change. Given the scrutiny Meghan has faced, undoubtedly in large part because she is…

As long as you’re white and have money and power, no one gives a shit what you do!

boooooooooooo

I appreciate the camerawoman shouting “in Jesus name” a bunch. It’s like the Little League Baseball appropriate version of WorldStar.

I hope the discount was worth....

How can you mention Frank Welker and not hit his most iconic role

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

We get it, Deadspin likes the “crab meat” analogy and even the “got crabmeated” verb-ing of the term.  It’s pretty apt, but you don’t need to use it every single time.

Why couldn’t Drake have torn his Achilles? No matter which team you support here, I feel like we can all rally behind that!

This is a killer comment.

I understand, uh, some of this but 100% cosign.

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…