I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula 

The purity olympics in America need too fucking stop. I am a left leaning, liberal woman of color. This shit needs to stop. This is why people end up becoming the Trump supporters we see in ever-growing millions these days. Nothing is enough. They all apologized. Fred Armisen was playing Barack Obama, not making fun…

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

Is he venomous? I assume he’s venomous.

Now the Rams fanbase can kick in on a GoFundMe campaign to reimburse Robey-Coleman for his $26,739 fine. Unfortunately, that’s gonna work out to about to $8,900 per person... 

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

They should open a sub shop together and call it We can’t identify a photoshopped jersey Mikes’.

Shrodinger’s Relocation?

You were alive when the Cardinals moved to Arizona but not alive when the Raiders and Rams left L.A.?

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

this is admirably detailed

This is far better than that “Win a National Championship Get Free Big Macs” promo.

It is about time SOMEONE called out this website for its constant Duke slant. Thank you.

Drumroll please!

Damn, Roy from The Office really fell on hard times.

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

Easy answer, suspend him over the field of play ala the spidercam. I’m not saying we’d have to call it “The Hanging Booger” but it’s an idea.

“Would anyone really have a problem with a dad taking a toddler girl into the ladies room?”