OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

My German is rusty.

As are most of my other things. 

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

I want to turn this play into a snortable powder and inhale it for eternity.

Richt got rolled

Maybe I’m out of the loop, but there’s no details explaining how we can link this to medical negligence? Creating a belief that Ms. Porter went a doc and got negligent care because she’s black doesn’t seem accurate; I have read that she was feeling ill the night before passing and was discovered at home deceased, not…

I was perfect for this except I don’t know what a sentence is,

Unfortunately he may have died in the fire because his giant steel balls wouldn’t let him get out of the tiny cab of the bulldozer.

“Bit-O-Honey ran a good campaign even though he lost to Ted Cruz.”

Thank you. Seriously. For this piece and for being a great neighbor. 

“I’d love to care about the environment, but really, you can’t expect me to drink North American tap water! I mean, what if it isn’t cool enough?”

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

To make things a little more clear: on NES Tetris, pieces almost instantly get stuck to the stack. You don’t have the long grace period of more recent Tetris games that allow you to slide the piece around on the stack. Also, the horizontal speed of the pieces when you hold a direction is very poor compared to the…

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

The St. Louis MLS stadium thing is back on, and they’re asking for no public money this time other than the land (honestly, not worth too too much, believe me) and some state incentives. The city voters were right to tell them to fuck off the first time when they asked for $60 mil.

The only acceptable instance of food-related ballpark violence:

If by “safe space” you mean, safe from sexual assault then yes, we can all agree with that. But that’s not what safe space means, and you know it. You go to a comedy show knowing you might hear something you disagree with, riffs on topics that are considered taboo and even stuff that might be considered offensive. If y…

“For the record, the correct response to that clue is Chris Long.”