Not with that attitude.

One more shout out for the Hot Ones interview. It’s SO good.

Fuck, next thing you know they’ll put Angels in the Outfield. 

One would think having two rookie pitchers take no-hitters into the 7th on back-to-back nights would be the most interesting thing they did so far this week, but if you are to be believed they found a way to lose their 51st game this evening while outscoring the other team 4-2.

“Our country is being reduced to complete and unadaltarated ignorace.”

Pork Belly Burnt Ends Poutine

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

While I’m not sure who makes the exact seats coddling the butts of soccer players at this year’s World Cup (since numerous inquiries to Fédération Internationale de Football Association went unanswered)

Williams is working on addressing the problem. “I got to start gluing it to my phone or something,” he said.

Labat blew

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

Not surprising that Mr. Smith puts the emphasis on “Me.”

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

I was disappointed that there was no audio, so I added some appropriate background music:

Related question: what’s wrong with shorts that are so tight and short you’re basically wearing underwear?

Of course it’s on Messi’s person. It’s not like his teammates are gonna carry anything.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

Suarez was expecting to feast on Russia’s players, but not exactly like this.

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

That was pretty cool, but my big takeaway is that Maradona looks like the reheated corpse of Kim Jong Il.