There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Sounds good. I’m in.

Dammit. This wasn’t funny at all. I’m fucking crying.

Go wipe your ass with your shitty flag.

The anti-abortion crowd confuses me so much. They neither want abortions nor do they want to help provide support for the struggling families that were just forced to have a kid that they knew they weren’t able to provide for.

I pray her kid is never constipated.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

If he was any good at stopping things before they bust we wouldn’t be here, would we?

May 2019 - “Beitar Trump Jerusalem announces that they have declared bankruptcy.”

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

You don’t have to be American to be a real American hero.

In 2009, I was on a trip through Pittsburgh. I grabbed a cheap seat along the first base bag to see the Pirate play the Cardinals. I paid about 20 bucks and was sitting about 10 rows from first base. So I got to see Pujols play first base up close. Around the sixth inning, the Pirates were hitting. One of the…

Richie Incognito looks like he was in a sports movie 20 years ago as a kid and has reunited with his castmates for a photoshoot for People Magazine.

There’s also a much bigger issue at play, which is that nobody has tried to do what Ohtani is doing in over a century.

There’s a bit of irony in people thinking “ghetto” belongs to the black community.

You just called yourself an adult and then called someone else a bitch online. Great job today, mothefucker.

or as my buddy Cliff would yell “6!”

I bet after ball #4, Sergio was thinking about screaming “Dilly Dilly” so security would come and escort him off the course.

Volvo is the new Saab?

Yes it’s a triumph of lazy writing.