“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.
You forgot the part about how you are so beautiful that the local children called you Fromage Face.
Heart of Darkness: needs more white ladies 2/10 would not read again
Her reactions are priceless
“Diarrhea of a madman”
It’s over until you consider for every horrible offense in New York (random face slashings being my favorite this shithole year), there’s a human cesspool out there seemingly thinking, “Hey, why didn’t I think of that?”
James Dean was an outcast. Oscar Wilde was an outcast. Andre 3000 was an Outcast. Poop guy is.... Not that. He’s crazy poop guy.
Our company has about 20% of the staff it had a decade ago after untold rounds of layoffs. My bosses keep assuring me that I’ll never be laid off. THIS IS NOT REASSURING TO ME AT ALL.
I think she’s outing herself as a lousy writer. Holy run-on sentences!
It’s People. She should have written a worse novel.
Being left after round after round after round of layoffs are the worst. Today’s my last day in a company I have worked for for almost a decade. For the last six years, we have had a layoff every 6 months, of varying types/sizes. It gets to the point where you begin praying the next one gets you.
The fact that I am…
I wonder how much longer the Daily Show has? All of the reasons that I watched are gone—John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Sam Bee, and now Jessica Williams. I gave up shortly after Trevor Noah took over. Is there really any reason to watch anymore?
Trevor Noah’s farewell was so awkward and stilted and fell so far short of what she deserves it was painfully clear why she no longer belongs on this show. I stopped watching a while ago but tuned in last night for this, and just cringed. Looking forward to seeing you in something awesome Jessica!
Where I live, public schools had to start putting “Don’t photograph the children” on their gates, especially schools in beach towns on the Caribbean coast because the fucking tourists won’t stop taking pictures of the “cute little black kids”
They have phones, too.
The most cringe worthy for me was the mirror one. They have fucking mirrors in Africa Debra. Jesus. Trust me that kid has seen his reflection before.
What's their favorite kind of cookie to bake for PTA? Are they so grateful when sometimes she handles the morning drop-off?
As a vagina-haver, I am so happy to have partner who loves and supports me, and actually TALKS about it. Dudes I’ve dated (even long term) in the past have said they were proud of me behind closed doors, but would often opt out of events where I received an award or accolade of any kind. My partner is at every event…
But I need to know how they balance work and home life! How do they have it all? What minor chore does their more successful spouse help out with?