Where else is a headliner supposed to go?

What a long strange Trek it’s been.

The only problem is that there is a vent on the underside where you can make it explode if you poke a Christmas tree through it.

I’ve always said they should make the sound those Jetson’s flying cars make.. like a bubble sound..

He looks like a quackhead.

No no no Jalopnik. This is my happy place. Where I can avoid all this. Just cars. Noooooooooo.

While I understand people’s frustration with Trump being elected, they must realize that he won fairly and should be judged going forwards. People wanted a change and that is what they got.

Well, Muppet Babies must come from somewhere.

BAC TO THE FUTURE

I think the issue is bipartisan economists have taken a look at Trump’s proposed economic plans and see them causing another recession.

It would seem that I owe all you Jezzies an apology.

The winning bidder’s gonna need some rossa-colored glasses, ’cause this project looks like a real Testa of one’s patience and skill.

:: Dream Analysis Thread ::

Anyone else a recovering alcoholic? I started outpatient treatment this past week. As of tomorrow, I’ll be a week sober. That doesn’t sound like a lot, but it’s a big deal for me. How long does it take for this to get easier? Like... what do sober people even *do* for fun? The only ways I ever knew to go out and have…

We have a couple of students who are allergic to chocolate and nuts this year, which makes my usual Emergency Chocolate a no-go, so I just tucked a bag of Skittles in my desk for those late-afternoon, need-to-do-this-paperwork moments.

I did a day blacksmithing today. Hitting hot metal and transforming into actually rather attractive things. Making something is a great way to get out of a bad space

Poor doggo.

Agreed. I hate the tone of this article. It’s mean spirited towards something that is...fine. All of this snarking is exhausting.

Only Jezebel could take a story about a retired politician painting surprisingly competent portraits of veterans and turn it into another indiscreet whinge-fest about the election.

To be fair, inflicting suffering on brown people is a totally bipartisan disgrace.