Noooooo!!!! Damn you kinja!!!

Ok, this is a basic rundown of what I do.

I finally built a small raise yesterday. I had planned to plant tomatoes, peppers, and cucumbers today, but we had nasty storms before I left for work. I need to get more dirt so I can plant some herbs.

It varies by manufacturer. My Chevy with heated seats has them stay on till you turn them off. With my wife’s Subaru they have a timer.

I think it’s even worse than not beefing up the suspension. This “conversion” didn’t add anywhere near the weight to the rear that it was designed to handle. A casket and body weigh far more than a Coleman toilet, rooftop ac, and a couple air mattresses. This probably has an air suspension that has given out, and they…

With regular yellow mustard it would be terrible. However, I really like it with sweet-hot mustard.

And Buzz Lightyear wasn’t a real spaceman! I’m sorry but you need to know the truth.

$5000 would buy a lot of ham.

How did I miss that!?!

I think a more fitting name would be Hellhippo.

I’ve been called far worse for sure.

Would’ve looked so much snazzier if he’d just wear a bow tie. No need to tuck!

Most of the updates are just still photos, but even videos of just her walking around are adorable. The amazing part is Fiona has been more popular on Facebook than the tiger cubs that were born this year.

I follow the Cincinnati Zoo on Facebook pretty much exclusively for the baby Fiona updates. At one point they planned to stop the regular updates and the public outcry was so strong that they are still doing them pretty much everyday.

I’m sure they’d be the ones to use salt cured ham. That way the hamotor mounts can rust before it even gets to the shipping container.

No hamborghini?

I suddenly realize I now need a truck capable of pumping salsa. I would like it parked beside the former residence of Niels Bohr; assuming the tap is still functional.

Would it be followed at anytime by a Focker model?

That face; even through my screen I feel compelled to give him a treat!

Because self righteous dog owners think signs saying “all dogs must be kept on leash” means let the dog run free but carry a leash incase a ranger/officer drives by.