Far be it for the man that owns multiple kilts to judge fashion concepts, but wouldn’t chaps that aren’t assless just be pants?

Now I’m traumatized. I bravely googled swimming fish dildo. I was hoping to see a link to some gag gift store. Nope right near the top a link to a video for something I’d rather not imagine.

I get the feeling it’s one of those things that is bought and warn once. Then it finds its way to the back of the closet with “sexy Uncle Sam.”

Yep, I always laugh when I read an article from consumer reports. They always seem to ding one for “riding too much like a truck” or something similar. Makes me think wtf every time.

I think the number that really do a thorough shake down on the test drive is pretty low. Plus, on the hard entry and exit they probably got into and out just once or twice before buying and figured they just needed to get used to it.

Sadly the “flushable” wipes are a case of deliberately choosing wording with a vague meaning. The manufacturers decided to call them that because they wont cause back-ups in pipes and made no effort to correct those that thought it meant they were truly safe for downstream systems. Even better is knowing that in some…

Somehow 22 k-cars is a sickness, but a dozen metropolitans is absolutely awesome!

Final one I promise. This is the house sweetie. She’s not the brightest pet I’ve ever had, but she is by far the sweetest.

This is the house troublemaker. Don’t let the innocent look fool you! I just finished picking up the broken glass from the candle that was in the way of him climbing across the mantle.

Here’s the house octogenarian kitty. She has learned to be very tolerant of having her picture taken. I bet half the pictures on my wife’s phone are this cat.

But no parm for vegans either. I refuse to imagine there is a supposedly acceptable vegan soy cheese version of parmesan!

Was that before or after my trash man became a sanitation engineer?

I actually got roped into helping cook for a wedding where the bride wanted everything timed to the second. The wedding was planned to start promptly at 11:11am on 11/11/2011.

Hot air balloon jousting is something I would gladly pay to see!

The published range of the 787-9 is just over 9400 miles. However, this listed range would also reflect fuel needed for taxiing, take-off, and minimum reserve fuel numbers. Without digging into fuel burn rates and doing calculations I can’t say how close this route will take them to the max useful range.

I’d be willing to bet she could’ve bought several. My mother in law has knit my wife two pairs of socks each year for the last three years. My wife took her to buy yarn and found out she spent $40 on yarn for just one pair of socks! I can’t imagine what it costs when she knits a sweater.

Watching the Muppet Christmas Carol has always been one of my guilt pleasures. I plan to get a tree on Wednesday and will have it playing while I decorate the tree. Then I may replay it afterwards so I can actually watch.

My wife used to work for a small credit union and has told me about an issue they had with their ATM’s. Apparently there was a weekend where for a negative balance was able to withdraw $300 a day from each of the credit union’s ATM’s. She did reconciliations for them and said she found several accounts that had…

Reminds me of when my uncle was sent to pick up a stolen car from a dealership he drove dealer trade cars for. The thief had used the car to go on a shoplifting spree. When the police recovered the car they catalogued everything in it. Thirty days later my uncle got a call to pick up something from the car. I guess…

Yep, much cheaper to replace the change stolen from the console than a slashed side window.