That’s 2,880 times more powerful that your anus is at capturing sunlight. Color my anus impressed. And bleached.

What? Everyone knows Einstein’s famous Anal Sunlight Ratio of:

I think it's actually perfect that you thought there being 5% Chargers fans meant it was a home game for them!

It looks like he had a track on the ball until the last second. You'd be shocked at the ability of the human brain to have a sixth sense for where a ball like this is headed. Especially a professional athlete. Sometimes I will drop something but still instinctively reach down without looking and catch it. That looks…

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Two Tugs sounds like a really bad/good mobster name.

Former notary public here. I chose to hang it up after my last commission ended and I can honestly say that it was the hardest decision I made that day.

Grant from the Hear it from Packers fans section can go fuck himself. Exactly the type of diluded asshole that makes up 95% of our fan base. Ted Thompson has been riding the coattails of Aaron Rodgers his entire career as has Mike McCarthy. No fucking arguments to that anymore no more fucking excuses that Ted Thompson…