I wish Julia Garner was on Cameo. I’d throw her a few bucks to bitch me out for a while.

Yes ... Missouri and Kansas officials are “horrified” ... after the weekend has passed, and the tourist dollars have been spent. I’m sure they’re as horrified as Florida officials were a month or so ago ...  

May she eternally be cursed with a floor full of Legos to step on.

Oh, I do hate people like that. That is the old “Oh, I can’t visit anyone in hospital - hospitals bother me” taken to a whole new, hideous level At least you know what a cuntish delicate doily she is.

I’m so sorry. I hope other people are treating you better and you’re supported by people who love you.

I am so sorry for everything you are going through. I hope you have other, more caring people in your life.

I don’t have the words to tell you how very sorry I am about your ‘friend’. May karma truly bitchslap her very soon.

My first thought upon seeing this video (after being horrified) was, “why the hell was someone shooting a random drive down the street where nothing appeared to be happening? And then, boom, they come upon this scene, out of the blue?” Nope. Nopety nope, nope, nope.

The Alison thing is such an unforced error on her part. The interviewer did not bring up Chrissy or Marie Kondo. The interviewer did bring up goop and Alison was like, nah, I’m reaching for these two Asian women to shit on instead. Mean girl and cool girl (TM) vibes all rolled into one.

I recall seeing it (decades and decades ago) and jumping when I spotted a young Joan Rivers in a small non-comedy role. I think she perhaps has one line.

The thing is, it’s really impossible to erase that power dynamic from the relationship. If I, your boss, ask you to unload the dishwasher in my capacity as your significant other, it’s just not feasible for you to somehow not know that I’m your boss before you decide to point out that you’ve unloaded the dishwasher…

Oh man someone call 1996, they’re gonna blow their top over that sick burn!

Well, when he explains it like that...how can you not agree that he needs intensive psychiatric care?

Oh no a chick flick. His eyes could have burned out of his head. 

I cannot believe there have been this many stories published about what boils down to two people arguing over gummy vitamins. 

We are about to eat our candidates again. If you had a company, you’d never hire Trump to run it. If someone in your personal life bragged or lied like Trump, you’d never hang out with them. The person I knew in college that bragged and lied like that was known as “Annoying Man” by me and my friends. Yet somehow this…

Actually all these anecdotes make me like him, and up until now I was more or less indifferent. Maybe I’m also an asshole?

Welp, made it until 9:25 on a Monday morning before I hated everything. Great job everyone.

A lot of people has already said it lately, but it’s worthy to be repeated: this trend will make piracy skyrocket, and it will be the sole fault of greedy corporations. A lot of people, myself included, are up to pay for legal ways for getting content, but there’s a ceiling of reasonability that is about to be broken.…

I’m setting my limit at 3 I think. I pay for Hulu and netflix. Amazon is included with my prime so I’m not counting that, and I may get Disney as I have a young son. I haven’t canceled my cable yet, but with GoT coming to an end, and the NFL being basically unwatchable the last few years, I think it’s almost time.…