She sounds exhausting.

Oh I hate this the absolute most. I am so sick of these two and I wish they would take their country shabby chic vibe and shove it up their homophobic asses.

Same! If I knew I was gonna be on TAR, I’d immediately set about learning stick shift, useful phrases in Chinese/French/Russian, as well as getting into running shape.

Likewise the Survivor contestant who cannot swim. Really?

Oh god. I teared up reading that right now. I bought the audio book a while back and it’s time for another listen.

Speaking of Williams Sonoma, for some reason they keep advertising a butt plug on my Facebook feed

I’m reading this while holding a Williams Sonoma catalog, just so it can feel some of the hate it was spared last Christmas. 

That’s a pooch that knows it’s about the journey, not the destination. Good dog

“They didn’t believe in you! No one thought you would do it and you proved ALL the haters wrong. He’s too big. He’s too old. His time is up and he’ll never reach as high as he did earlier in his career. And yet, here you are, once again, lighting up the sky. Congrats, big man.”
-Tom Brady, every morning to the sun

“Jon Bon Jovi is happy, which is too bad because his band is fucking awful.”

Your whole comment is gaslighting and excuse making. Walker is a famous writer with a large platform and she is using that to target other people with tropes developed by white supremacists. She’s the one who opened her mouth and decided to come for other people. Now, she’s being rightly called out for it.

You’re…

Being anti-Zionist is often how people on the left of the political spectrum, express antisemitism. This happened especially in the 70s in socialist or communist circles in Europe and America, well before some antisemities on the left were able to use the Palestinian cause as a convenient cover.

Tomorrow: “Sorry about those Down Syndrome comments, folks. I must have been on my period.”

Every once in a while I consider joining Nextdoor or getting on the neighborhood list serv to meet new neighbors and get to know them better. Then I read something like this and remember that I'm fine with a head nod when we're bringing the garbage cans in together being the extent of our relationship.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

It’s the number one Russian Collusion Conspiracy book

They’re all Fredo.

The video is better if you make believe they’re fighting over the last Bojangles biscuit in a greasy box.

This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.

The snack-bar franchise at that field must be a fucking gold mine.