Plus I’m 99% sure he fell on that cactus on purpose.

“You alright?”

If they find a third act in the same game, some lucky betters will have hit the Burficta.

The Jim Crow South and Stalinist Russia love this idea.

Its just Politico no one calls it THE Politico, I can’t believe the Deadspin could get it so wrong

First of all dude Lincoln died before the war even ended. Second, the divide doesn’t start after a goddamn revolution. That’s kind of the whole reason a Civil War started in the first place.

Yeah, there really wasn’t enough death from that war. I mean sure, that was the deadliest war in American history... but what they needed was more death to teach them! The loss of countless family members wasn’t enough... the survivors needed to die too... and their dogs but only the white ones cause them colored dogs…

Hard to impress internet bad asses.

I would buy the shit out of that New York Jews hat!

If his favorite Village Person is the Native American, why would he dress up as the Construction Worker or the Sailor?

NO CONTEST! Lundrens resume is as follows:

Look, man—The Rock played football at Miami when it was actually still “The U”. That’s good enough for me

Kapernick is enjoying his martyr status. I like how he keeps saying he’s “fighting” by basically just doing the same post game press conferences he always did.

It’s fine to be a political comedian, but it sounds more like she was being political and forgetting to be a comedian.

“Not exactly. You don’t have to leave the base immediately when you are forced.”

It took a while, but it looks like this fan base has embraced the wide Right.

There are widows, widowers and orphans, but there is no word for a parent who lost a child.

For those who don’t know, Cookout is right next to UK’s campus, surrounded by student housing. It’s not like your corner bar or liquor store, just a regular fast food joint. This also isn’t the first time gun violence has occurred there. It’s a popular spot to get food late at night.

Clausen’s embrace of common wisdom is interesting, but there is really no reason not to pull a QB who is shitting the bed. Coaches should do it more often. If your QB’s ego is so delicate that he doesn’t know when he needs someone to spell him, maybe that ego shouldn’t be cultivated and indulged.

57-28 is a terrible record for a team that thinks it’s on par with Alabama.