The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

Let he who has not given a ridiculous presentation at a meeting in an effort to justify his job’s existence cast the first stone.

This shit continues until you pay me back that $10 from 1998, Draper.

“Holy shit, man! How much more do I have to do to convince you to fucking leave!”—Fate

That’s why it’s always good to have wood heat to fall back on. So stock up on Viagra.

That’s okay. They can’t spell it there, either.

Fair hit: He didn’t even try to initiate a slide.

Go easy on him, he’s a Clipper fan. Even if you change owners, the stink remains.

Trusting a team that took Johnny Manziel in the first round to make smart draft decisions with even more picks is like trusting an alcoholic to watch the bar.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Don’t even talk to me until I’ve rubbed on some stuff.

These are kids, what kind of monst—

You sound like my grandad talking about his time in Korea.

But cat doesn’t like your things.

I pegged nanny—and that is how implicit bias works folks! If you do it, own up to it and hope it helps you be better in the future.

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

I thought Al Kaline water was mostly bourbon.

They can’t live with themselves, not without copious amounts of alcohol and/or sleeping pills.

It was probably a delivery issue, it was way funnier when he read it on the Astros listserv.

Because he strung some words together that could maybe kinda be construed as a joke, but mostly just seems like a stupid insult of a sports team, Matheny is being sued for impersonation by the Deadspin comments.