I’m picturing a remake of Dazed and Confused where Manfred points at the Astros’ GM and says, “Jeffrey Luhnow, you are in need of a serious attitude adjustment,” and forces him to sign his pledge.

Me too, and it is ENTIRELY UNRELATED that I’m making pithy barbs about baseball as a result.

My God, how fast do those Maiers reproduce?

...shit.

I feel like a concept of the AAF wouldn’t even pass muster on Shark Tank.

Can you rephrase that in terms of something sent from my Cricket Wireless? 

OH MY GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR ALL THE DEAD LETTERS

No, the Bills would have to show awareness and initiative for this to be true.

all the Clay Davis memes, please

Kobe Brain = Beef On The Mind

New Broncos HC Vic Fangio...knows what he will be getting.

before ducking out with a couple of bottles of wine in tow

The weird part is, Brady could hear all this going on from his house.

No, you’re right re: Sarajevo, and I copped to being an idjit earlier.

That’s all completely fair. I’d intended the pejorative to be used in purely a financial sense. You’re absolutely right the Games can be a money pit, and that’s not necessarily detrimental to the city’s welfare.

Looks like they’ve got their own mess to sort out, although I’m not sure you can blame the rail’s woes on the IOC.

That’s fair, and I conflated how the city is now versus the Olympic effect. Digging into this, it sounds like Montreal was a real shitshow.

Which cities are on the podium for worst Olympics fallout? Obviously Sarajevo gets the gold, maybe Athens for the silver and Rio for the bronze?

If you’re gonna call three audibles in a row, you deserve to get burned.