If Manning and the Giants continue at their current pace, the frustration will intensify.

Anyone who uses this defense must be chicken, say hi to your mother for me.

dafuq are you not writing for AV Club already

You could’ve written the exact same thing about The Killers.

Strats for Vegas success: you just gotta have a system, see

Yeah, I knew the eye-test-fixated Red Sox, with Bill James in tow, had the intuitive gut instinct to get the job done.

I’ve never relied on things like continuity or facts.

A banner day in Tennessee means getting a carton of smokes from your old man.

Flyers’ Line Dross Come Cussing, Sets Tone For Season

Sour cream Timbits are the truth. 

he once again flirted with nihilism as he lost to world No. 104 Bradley Klahn

They were indeed victoriass this weekend.

He’s getting roasted on Twitter, but I think he’ll be fine. By the looks of the stock photograph, he’s been taking it on the chin most of his life.

who’s regularly attached to the adjectives “professional” and “competent,”

Hey, look, another billion-dollar Bay company making a showy display of how you get to go home early.

Guess we'll be calling them the Carolina Hakas now.

this is the right take and Sheila from accounting deserves joylessness

I’d probably want to drink, but I’m Ottavino.

So he telegraphed a celebration and failed in the execution. Big deal.

(yes, yes, I’m stealing and modifying Megan’s line. we can make this a trope, kinja.)