I fear that Ron Swanson is not long for this world. His cholesterol level has to be through the roof. At least he's enjoying himself.

Man, Late 70s, Early 80s
Alien, The Thing, An American Werewolf in London, Scanners, Outland, Motel Hell, Escape From New York, Poltergeist, Prophecy… that was some good shit….

"Grounded" by Pavement.

Yeah, I have it on in the background as filler between "The Middle" and "Modern Family". It's horrid, and need to be cx'ed post haste.

P & R + Community
2 times tonight on NBC sitcoms, we had grown men carrying other grown men like babies…first Winger carrying Chang on Community, then Ron Swanson carrying Tom on Parks & Rec….coincidence?

Dial Em For Emo.

I propose re-filming all Raquel Welch movies with Sofia Vergara taking on all her old roles. Starting with "One Million B.C." and the fur bikini.

Is this some kind of "Clockwork Orange" torture/treatment? Will Todd be a shell of his former self at the end of this, and become violently ill any time he hears Fox News on?

Stray Thoughts
1) FBI should have had Olivia on the Unabomber case. She found out who was sending deadly packages in the mail in about 5 minutes. Now put her on the unsolved anthrax/white powder package case.

We had Lumberjack Girl, Himmler Junior, Chocolate Mountain, Unabomber, and Crazy Legs. I did not make any of those up, but I do admit to laughing at them at times. I'm not proud.

It has a (less mean) vibe similar to "The League", but with more chicks involved. But that's what I'm taking away. Plus it has Olivia Munn and The Waitress.

Puppet cats, like bacon, make everything better.

I read "Where Men Win Glory", and it showed that Tillman was nobody's bitch…nobody told him what to think, he was interested in all points of view/religious views/ political views. He had already soured on the Army at the time of his death, not fitting in with its culture of not questioning orders, even clearly…

Pam, I will end you.

Family of five. It's a never-ending journey of laundry.

Comfort
I can forsee this show being total comfort food someday, when it's in syndication and coming on all the time, in the background while dinner's being cooked or folding clothes. Kind of like "Scrubs" is today. It just has that vibe where it feels good to have it on; when it gets mean-spirited, it doesn't get…

The Cameron-Mitchell-trying-to-impress-someone stories are ripped straight from the "Frasier" playbook. Replace Cameron-Mitchell with Frasier-Miles and there's really no difference.

So, "Prometheus" is to "Alien" what "Troll 2" is to "Troll"?

Very Bad Things— Horrible Movie
Any Given Sunday—The Most Horrible Movie

SyFy is kicking themselves.