Elevator Action: This time, it's personal.

Slow clap.

Yes, they do. Read "The Passage."

It's what they played on "WKRP in Cincinatti", except when Dr. Johnny Fever would go crazy and play "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner. Man, that cat was a rebel.

Cake Boss is the Garth Brooks of cake chefs—fake, fake, fake. Not that he doesn't have talent, he's fake in all his actions. Obviously partly scripted, it has way too many "my crazy Italian family" antics, predictable cake-droppage, overacting by both the cake boss and his wacky family, and just general fakery…

I think they should pay Danny DeVito to endorse Sugar Sugar in character, as Frank.

The first couple of seasons were actually kind of hard core. I'm not saying they were in danger of starvation, but they went hungry for a number of days and the producers didn't supplement their diet with anything other than a little rice they won at challenges. They actually let them live off the land for a while. …

And it was made in South Africa back when it was still all Apartheid-y and stuff.

Don't forget 61*, the now-classic (so they tell us) baseball film. He was Roger Maris!

Original Tron should be looked at the same as you would and old science fiction movie from the 1950s like Forbidden Planet or War of the Worlds: yes, the effects are dated, but they are beautiful in their own right. All the neon reds and blues, the cartoon-like computer animation, everything all glowy… But it was…

"Borne of John Milius' ballsack…"
"Valhalla Rising" has one of the best opening chapters ever. The fun doesn't maintain that level of intensity, but it's still a good, and beautifully filmed, movie. The "hero" is a total badass among badasses, but the violence all looks so REAL. And everyone is filthy, dirty,…

All of these would make a better movie than IronMan 3.

That's how the Huffington Post always gets you.

Computer
Since this happens before the events of "Alien", does this mean the computers are going to be Commodore 64-level technology, like they were in the original movie? I like how they had invented faster-than-light technology, but still had to go into a big "computer sphere" and type everything on a qwerty…

The world demands to know the origin of the Space Jockey! Just like the world demanded three movies to explain the origin of Boba Fett!

Orc restaurants are among the most under-rated.

Yeah, I just watched the 2000 James Spader movie "Supernova" and it had a computer like that. It couldn't do simple things for them, but it could predict a bomb had "a chan ce of destroying the universe, or a chance of making humanity ascend to another level" or some shit. What a piece of shit movie that was.

He also almost forgot to run after he set the grenade down. It was like, "Oh, yeah. Shit!"

Survivors
This reminds me somewhat of the British show "Survivors". Most of humanity wiped out (but no zombies). Mystery helicopter flying around. Secret government lab conveniently close by. Even has the same kind of vibe.

Fuckin' grenades, how do they work?