Eric looks bad from every angle, in still photos or in movement. He’s one Baby Ruth bar away from being Sloth from The Goonies.

I am married now (that is me and the wife in the picture upper left) but remember my online dating times. I was always respectful, honest and polite.

The response from the N.C. Democratic Party was beautiful.

That and they’re claiming their sentences are unfair based on those that made deals. Except that’s the entire incentive in making a deal - you get a lighter sentence and the state doesn’t have to spend time and money trying you.

GUAC or GFO

Avocados from Mexico

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

“Bone spurs.”

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

“As a sitting board member you have amassed a record and established a pattern of behavior that is equally egregious and violates your oath of office and professional ethics as a board of education member,”

Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

As a resident of NJ, the answer is no. Last year when he was on his FAILED (lol) campaign, we had a frigging blizzard here. When asked by reporters why he didn’t come back to, you know, govern the state he snidely responded, “What am I supposed to do, shovel snow?”

Does Christie ever do like ... his actual job of governing New Jersey?

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Vaguely related: I wish this were real. Take that Trump, you rotten orange peel of a hypocritical president elect.

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story