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Also, these “palace aides” rather conveniently forgot that Charles devoted a whole chapter of his autobiography to how his parents were terrible and hurt him as a child. But NOW it’s soooo wrong to talk about family business publicly. 

“People are appalled that he could do this to the Queen when the Duke of Edinburgh is barely in his grave...To drag his grandfather into this is so shocking and disrespectful.”

For a long time they were far worse than Fox News, but now they’re equally deplorable.

In my experience most Americans don’t even understand what an amendment is let alone the actual content or context of any of them in your constitution. They view them as some sacred, immutable things when change is right there in the fucking name. Never heard anyone pining over the 18th for example.

Holy hell, how/why do these palace aides still have jobs? The brunt of the reason why all of this went down is because of their messy asses gabbing to the tabloids. Maybe if they kept it shut (or, likely, ignored any royal scheming to divert from bullshit) this wouldn’t be a thing and many of them would still have

The Daily Mail is like if Fox News and TMZ had a baby.

It’s not owned by Murdoch, he has The Sun and The Times over here. Daily Mail is owned by the Rothermere’s an old aristocrat family. The current CEOs great grandfather founded the paper and was a huge supporter of Oswald Mosley the leader of the British Union of Fascists kept supporting them right up until just before

Instead he took his frustrations out on the Taliban. Which, in retrospect, is not exactly a bad thing. 

Let’s not even get into how Princes Andrew (paedophile) and Michael (literal traitor of the Crown) are not being asked to relinquish a damn thing. The irony is that if they dropped the Sussex titles bestowed on them by Liz, they would revert to Harry’s (unremovable) title by birth - Prince and Princess Henry of Wales.

Why are we still talking like Daily Mail is news?
They’re like the Fox News of British print!

Taking that 1A quote totally out of context, I’d still say he nailed it. Not to mention there are whole ass Americans, politicians no less, who still mangle and misuse the first amendment.

Dude has every reason in the world to hate his family, the monarchy, and the press. They got his mom killed. Count ourselves lucky he didn’t try to become Batman (I would read the crap out of that alternate reality comic).

“In my early 20’s I was a case of “I don’t want this job, I don’t want to be here, I don’t want to be doing this, look what it did to my mom.” - Prince Harry

Yeah, I used to call myself the white sheep of my family.

It’s definitely a case of Terry Pratchett’s crab bucket - the crabs will constantly try to pull back the ones trying to crawl out.

Seriously. Watching your dad’s family drive your mother out of her house and turn her life into a tabloid freakshow would have to leave an impression on you and make you say “If this happens to me, I’m going to do something about it.”

Glad it’s getting out there from the horse’s mouth - he had long been signaling that it was either GTFO or whatever his equivalent of ‘the Prince needs to step back from royal duties for a bit’ would be (probably something in line with the problematic Halloween costume with some extra special rich white

“DURRR HE SHOULDA JUST GAVE UP ALL HIS MONYE, CHOPT OFF HIM FACE, GOT A FACE TRANXPLAMP, THEN STARTED OFF IN MURKA AS A HOMELESS BUM TO PROVE THAT HES RELAALY CARES ABOUT HIM FAMILY AND STUDFDF.” - Some dickhead who has clearly never had to do anything of real value to the world*

Given everyone got to hear Charles tell Camilla that he wished he was her tampon, I can’t imagine it being worse than that.  It would be less shocking to hear that someone was diddling the butler in an upstairs linen closet.

Go on, Harry, live your life.

In dysfunctional families, the one that sees the damage and leaves is always the one that’s blamed and scapegoated.