killinmesoftlywithyournames
Death's last sleeve of saltines
killinmesoftlywithyournames

...and Sam’s struggle to represent a country that doesn’t represent him.

I’m so glad he’s finally dead. Does anyone know where he’s buried and whether they’ve installed the dance floor on top of his grave yet?

Fictional sky wizard aside, I find that I take pleasure in the mere fact that I know he isn’t alive anymore. Which I think is at least similar enough to your sentiment that I would argue it counts!

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Republicans honoring Rush Limbaugh while blocking Black History Month and voting against including “slavery and Black history in a bill requiring public schools to teach the Holocaust and other genocides”?

It would also need to be bitter, rancid, and taste like bile.

Let’s just remember the Rush Limbaugh Memorial Urinal.

Jesus fucking christ. Really? Fuck them straight to hell.

Goddamn Wisconsin, just blaring that racism through a fucking bullhorn 

I say they just name a new cheese after him. They can call it Limbaugher. It’s fatty, smelly and bad for you.

The Ron Johnson apple obviously didn’t fall far from the tree.

I guess Ben Shapiro was busy?

I love that the people trying to make me afraid of WAP have undoubtedly listened to WAP far more times than I, the person who is supposed to be terrified of WAP despite having listened to it none times.

I had to laugh at the idea they want the people known as the ‘forgotten generation’ who grew up in the satanic panic, listened to NWA (et all), and has been economically stomped by boomers/millennials to suddenly do something for them. 

I mean is The GOP so desperate that all they have is a fake ass culture war? I mean look you spent four years propping up Mr. Grab em by the WAP and now you’ve found religion? Yeah fuck all the way off. Oh Fox News don’t ask Generation X to do shit about your preoccupation with “Cancel Culture.” We were the lab

Men typically treat women how they treat themselves. You know that.”
Candace is a whole ass rape apologist.

But seriously

Man I’d have just taken the L and crawled into a hole when Cardi brought up her brother and husband gettin they fuck on, but I guess Owens’ self-hate is endless.

This feels like watching two aunties go at it over Thanksgiving dinner and I’m just trying to get someone to pass me the mac and cheese.

Tucker Carlson

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