Um everyone knows the best thing to do when you hack an account is to retweet porn

She has been sick for some time, and I believe the Spurs had tried to keep that out of the news as best they could, but it was somewhat of an open secret around the Spurs camp

i have a theory that bands should start out playing mostly covers, just to get their chops and stage presence down pat. i’ve seen plenty of ‘studio superstars’, openers who sound good on the recording but can’t play their instruments for shit when they get on stage

i think its more about making proper use of the time. some 5 minute songs contain wankery and could’ve been wrapped up in 3 minutes. some actually use the full 5 minutes in such a way that they couldn’t have executed the same idea in 4. just like a 3 hour movie is fine if its well-paced, but there’s nothing inherently…

If we’re sharing gigging stories... first time we ever played a large venue it was a very wide and very shallow stage. the band is completely spread out. we were already pretty nervous. first big show. they had monitors but it was ‘bring your own engineer’, and the band before us completely fucked up the mix. we’d…

Damn, was this pre-breakup Unicorns? Thats a sizzler of a lineup if so

Can we also talk about how Lonzo’s jumper is hideous. the kid is pretty much MCW 2.0, except he has much better court vision and passing. how is he so hyped

Ya I see your point street fights are street fights this isn’t the queensbury rules. but when i watch this its pretty obvious Cox didnt think they were fighting. After the tussle he Walked up with his hands down and his chin out...

Pretty certain he landed one, probably two, cheap-as-hell sucker punches. I don’t blame him. When you’re that outmatched you gotta bring the nasty

Fuck I’ve watched this so many times now and I can’t decide what my favorite part is. The lady calling for security? The fitted hats flying across the screen? White Mike Tyson repeatedly sucker punching The Terminator?

I’ve been living in Den Haag for a couple months now and it’s hard to believe people become ultraviolent hooligans here. Life is pretty sweet. I mean I can understand hooligans who live in countries with corrupt governments, police states, rampant unemployment, etc... Rage against the system! But here? Seems so…

Having watched a couple preseason games and highlights, I would like to make the following lukewarm takes:

Risk is a children’s game. Diplomacy is a grown-man’s game. If you want to see an adult male cry, invite him to a game of Diplomacy with a couple poli sci graduate students and watch as he loses all faith in the social fabric.

The bananagrams variant “Snatch” is the best bananagrams.

Exactly. If you want to dominate at Scrabble, just memorize all the 3 and 4 letter “words” in the Scrabble “dictionary”. Note the quotation marks because I’m similarly not-bitter, just like my not-bitter friend above. Just two not-bitter people, living not-bitter lives.

hey man, the Saddledome is not “just fine”. Beyond simply being ugly and old, its also becoming obsolete. The architect who designed it got fucking wasted and decided that instead of a flat roof, or a roof that curves out, he would design a roof that curves inwards. Probably a way to mock the city’s phony cowboy…

“je n’ais se quois” i can’t tell if you’re kidding....

I have to agree. Kyrie is essentially a very good role player. Kyrie has amazing handles and can finish at the rim like no other. He’s also had some unforgettably clutch playoff performances. But his game is so dependent on LeBron. He can’t run the offence. He’s not a defensive stopper. He doesn’t crash the boards. He…

Agreed, and to add that the traveling rules can be better thought of as a 1-2 rhythm after gathering the ball. These guys are moving way too fast, and often are obscured by a mass of very large dudes, for refs to be able to count actual footsteps.Much easier to watch the rhythm of the player. The gather step rule is…

My take: it’s supposed to be an acknowledgement that the whole experience of changing in front of other dudes is awkward, and I’m sorry for making it more awkward than necessary by forcing you to maybe make eye contact with me while we’re both in a state of partial undress. I’ve worked out at gyms in very…