just FYI, what you’re referring to is often called “walking the dog”

Sort of? The bread basket of Canada (Manitoba, Saskatchewan, some parts of Alberta) used to be a hotbed of socialism, and is where the universal health care scheme first took root. Then two things happened. First, oil was discovered in Alberta, everyone got rich, and people stopped giving a shit about social welfare.…

Ernie is a sly fox who acts surprised when Shaq and Chuck get lewd. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

If you play ball in shorts with pockets its a good idea to turn the pockets out. Stops you from getting your thumb accidentally stuck in your pocket (surprisingly easy to do) and hyperextending it.

Well, fair enough, I didn’t think the New Yorker reviewed movies more than once but you’re absolutely right.

??? Hilariously vicious? Are we talking about Anthony Lane’s review? Because that was a positive review.

Probably not the case for D-League teams, but my friend is the head coach of a lower-tier college team and he uses these open tryouts as a fundraiser for the team. 99% of the guys who show up and pay will never get a call back, but every once in a while someone shows up who really impresses.

Harvard

Look, I love you guys and all, but I’m a little disappointed that you didn’t mention that you also fell for fake news yourselves not so long ago.

Yup, fair point. Although CP3 has always struck me as a ‘loyal’ (I hate that word in the context of sports) player who favors stability over big paydays.

I don’t know, man. CP3 (player option), Blake (player option) and DeAndre are all signed for next year. I don’t see Blake or CP3 opting-out, especially if they make a deep playoff run. Redick is playing the last year of his contract and although his stats have been remarkably consistent the last couple seasons, he’s…

They usually play in the Saputo Stadium, built 8 years ago, but for playoff games they use the Big O. 3X the capacity. The Big O is a pretty fascinating building. It epitomizes Montreal infrastructure. It’s all brutalist poured concrete, the seats are torture if you’re over 6' or have functioning nerves in your…

it’s more of a Shaq carry than an Iverson carry. Kawhi has hands bigger than Andre the Giant’s

Bill Walker pissed into a towel

This is a plate of steaming hot bullshit. The most important Canadian cases on sexual assault happened in the 90s and 2000s, when major changes were made. The law on consent and prior sexual history of the victim has been settled since 1999. It’s completely irrelevant that he wasn’t practicing law in Canada in the…

all three of the guys in the line of fire are covering their junk with hands/legs. seems like that should be a violation. any gangly grade schooler can take one in the shin but a real man takes it right in the dong

haha I thought the exact same thing. you were getting lippy with an armed robber? sure guy...

I’m imagining a Joe Dirt situation where the fracture closes over the toupee and he can never take it off

It’s a fucking amazing experience for Canadians, but even better for Americans. Drinking age is 18. Cheap, good weed. Great nightlife. Low cost of living, especially for renting apartments (rent control and rampant corruption). Decent public transportation. You can live in the anglophone bubble and never have to speak…

This is the general attitude towards it in Canada and the Netherlands. Not everyone likes it or approves of others using it, but it is considered a personal choice for which one should not be imprisoned.