What would I do with it? Probably look like that picture up there with something like this on top of it...

Nevermind, it’s $230 now

Nevermind, it’s $230 now

Didn’t last until you were done writing your article it seems... it’s at $300.

Didn’t last until you were done writing your article it seems... it’s at $300.

19k for a clean restored Mach 1? I’d hang that fat rear end around every corner I could for a sub $20k Mustang. I mean, it isn’t a 60s Stang, but at least it isn’t a Mustang II. Nice Price!

Satire at it’s best. Prepping a dog for DST, that’s fantastic. Great job Beth!

CP man. This thing has the worst interior color, the swap that would make it at all interesting is sitting next to the car instead of in it, and it’s a Ford from the 80s. PASS.

Normal price is $300, not $250. That’s a 1/3 discount off of an Apple product, that’s a pretty rare thing.

Normal price is $300, not $250. That’s a 1/3 discount off of an Apple product, that’s a pretty rare thing.

Jesus. An entire article announcing it wants to be left alone. Is there anything more GenX than that?

Nailed it.

I think you’re on to something! :D

Yeah, I’m with you on this one. I kept pricing it out trying to get to a sub $15k camper van (Used NV200 for base), and I always ended up hitting ~$22k for the full build. It’s all the little crap that you don’t think about (electric inverters, water collection, lumbar/floor materials, etc.)

The last one is all you need. Use your damn brain, look around, and realize that this shit aint free. No matter how little you paid for it.

DJ Roomba In The Mix!

You and I have very different price tolerances for stocking stuffers. 

You and I have very different price tolerances for stocking stuffers. 

You can’t possibly get closer, it’s not good to stare directly at Dat-Sun.

Thank you, sir!

Thank you, sir!

Yeah, eliminating carbs and sweets from your diet is not worth it. I’ve only lost 95lbs and watched my triglycerides, cholesterol, and A1C improve like crazy. Wish I could eat some freaking cookies and cake instead of that steak and roasted broccoli I had for dinner last night.

God, I hate that I’m *that* guy... but the Elevation Shelf isn’t listed in the article and it’s not on sale anymore. I only mention it because I really like that shelf and needed another one but missed the sale yesterday... even though it’s dumb.

God, I hate that I’m *that* guy... but the Elevation Shelf isn’t listed in the article and it’s not on sale anymore.…

Well yeah, if you want to have a good answer then I suppose you could say that...

Well yeah.. but I was thinking of an article on The Inventory cultivating a list of items that fall into this category. Useful and fancy versions of things for that someone who needs a gift but you don’t want to buy them a gift card.