I absolutely love this strategy and would love a write up of suggestions for several categories if that’s at all interesting to you.

Personally, you completely lost me at ‘2000s era used Audi’. Sure it’s below $9k now, but that’ll go well above $10k the first time you sneeze wrong while driving.

This moron does absolutely no work to find abandoned areas and corralling traffic so that he doesn’t hit anybody or anything and your promote this?

Adaptive Cruise was the main reason I bought it 😆

I just take the total (including fee) and divide by the number of months until the APR expires and then make that the automatic monthly payment. Then I set it and forget it and it is guaranteed to be paid off by the time the APR expires.

I cannot tell you how hard I tried to slip some cash under the table to the body shop fixing my car to look the other way on a bumper I ordered separately to no avail. I called 3 different places trying to find a shop that would do some shady insurance shit for me and got nothin’ lol. It’s the same bumper! It’s just…

That is a fantastic comment. Thank you, I needed that!

Insurance is footing the bill and they demand new parts for some reason.

Yup. Got into an accident the day before the United Auto Workers Union went on strike. I’ve been waiting on parts ever since.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Strangely Perfect. I see what you did there... very nice.

Give. Me. This.

You can get the green one for $5 cheaper.

You can get the green one for $5 cheaper.

My wife’s car is a Nissan Leaf in the exact same grey color at the top of this article. It is very unnerving to see the same car you drive weekly fold like a damn napkin around a pole like that.

Holy crap! Those numbers almost make me forget it’s a badge slapped bloated ass crossover.

It’s not for Mustang lovers. It’s for people who see the mustang badge on a crossover and will think ‘It’s Sporty!’ And ‘Now I’ll be the cool Dad!’

How is ‘Best Budget All-Around Smartwatch’ not a category on here?

Understandable. But it looks like the backseat of this crossover will be big enough for a safe space if you need it.

Same. For car guys the problem is the crossover part, but they aren’t targeting Jalops with this thing. It’s for that insufferable pseud0-car guy that’s owns a V6 Mustang and loves to talk out of his ass about cars whenever you’re stuck talking to him at a Barbecue.

You’re not wrong. If money is the only goal, it is the only choice to make.