Right, so they are basically medically trained individuals how are squeamish about boobs, but also so anatomically challenged they don’t know breasts don’t protrude like Pamela Anderson’s 80's implants when a woman is on her back.

Also, wouldn’t he make himself an accomplice by corroborating her story?

Yeah, that crossed my mind as well.

Going by her story, in what universe is the producer boyfriend not an enabler/participant at best or the mastermind behind the whole thing at worst?

“I saw everything as no man had ever seen before,” he marveled.

Many fine and tremendous people, you mean?

Violet towards his own family or those people you know? In either way, horrible.

So his family circle isn’t made out of 1945-Nazis-in-hiding or rabid hillbilly racist. Is he just plainly put an arsehole to be radicalized in such a way? Is it some underlying character flaw? Mental illness?

Give me a fucking break. They could’ve just gone all the way and name the twins Sir and Lady.

I know hindsight is always 20/20, but, you know what? This is exactly the type of lawyer I imagined Trump would hire.

The Bill Cosbies and OJ Simpsons of this world have no problems hiring top lawyers and the fucking president of the US can’t do better than a guy who behaves like he practices law out of his car.

Honestly, if the mayor is a Tangier native, I’m not surprised by his brain power and line of thought.

Trump considered running for president in 1988, 2000, 2004, and 2012.

They were also chanting “Blood and Soil”, you know, a direct translation of the original Nazi slogan “Blut und Boden”.

James Comey better hope that there are no “tapes” of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!

Well, thank fuck that the freedom and justice loving US of A didn’t feel the surge of righteousness until the last months of the war, or else those Nazis would barely get past Austria.

Except, if we are to believe the story from the article, Barron wouldn’t even exist if Melania didn’t talk Trump into having him. As insensitive as it sounds, Barron, just like their entire marriage and relationship, could have been avoided if she really wanted it.

Like those “This is me in the morning, just after waking up, still half asleep, actually almost in REM phase” celebrity selfies where you can see an hour’s worth of make up artist’s effort.

But she’s not deliberately NOT wearing make up. She deliberately PRETENDING not to wear make up while she’s actually wearing make up to bring into focus the unrealistic expectations being placed on a woman’s appearance while creating another level of the already existing deception by trying to pass off a face with…

I know there’s probably no rhyme or reason to this, but if Joaquin was actually River, what did he think happened to the real Joaquin? He never existed? Died at some point? Was/is living as a hermit somewhere?