In the future, all movies will be Olivia Wilde joints. The day Don’t Worry Darling is released will be known as...Judgement Day.

Except, you know, less good. 

It’s the only explanation. The guy is the literal personification of Staten Island. 

Olivia Wilde always looks tremendously pleased with herself. Which I'm sure she is. 

Well...don't. 

Louis XIV. The Sun King.

I wouldn’t want to have a king or queen that wasn’t a freak in the sack.

Yes. There is, actually, something to worry about after all. 

I was being sarcastic, but...yes.

I've never understood the controversy behind the tampon thing. I'd rather not be a tampon, myself, but who am I to kink-shame? There's a lot of other bad shit to lay at Chuck's feet is what I'm saying. 

I got a Venture Bros notification for this? 

Americans realized the British Empire sucked hundreds of years ago and founded their own nation. And so the USA has been a force for good in the world ever since. 

She’s with Diana now.

Nor is she changing from day to day, except perhaps on the cellular level. Embalming science has come a long way.

Yes. That is the way of things with royal pets. Interestingly, that’s where we get “hot dogs” from.

And this tax they have going on tea is bullshit! 

As I recall, Charles II's biggest crime was just being sort of an idiot; the English were just happy to have their monarchy back. Although this was before the beginning of actual history in 1776, so we'll probably never know for sure. 

Her Majesty was a pretty nice girl.

Wow. RIP.