You know what they say: “the anonymous victim who represents themselves has a fool for a client. Unless they have proof on tape, in which case, no."

“Hey, Jews. It's me, Hitler. How about that Holocaust? Pretty fucked up, huh? I get it. I'm right there with you."

I'm glad I'm not the only one who keeps calling it "Don't Worry Baby." Such a good opportunity for a early 60s soundtrack. 

Tv Tropes is my choice for "I'm never going to watch this crap, but want to know everything about it in detail."

You'll have to forgive Lucy. She's not as evolved as the rest of us. 

I have to agree; I thought it was framed as a very arthouse-y, indie-by-way-of WB film that American audiences just weren't going to be able to handle (!!!). Could have been my interpretation of the coverage as well. It's also possible that Olivia Wilde is so utterly pretentious that she tries to frame everything she…

I think you mean "awesome bonded," if my experience of the film was any indication! It had cowboys. It had aliens. What more do you people want? 

I find Florence Pugh to be an excellent act-eur, if you will, and strikingly attractive to boot. That is all. 

The Rock is friends with everyone.

Well, of course Wilde only has nice things to say about Pugh! Wilde looks terrible right now, and Pugh's star is on the rise. Sometimes it's best to just say nothing. But something tells me Olivia Wilde was never taught that lesson...or has never needed to apply it until now because she's…

Even if he were smart and sophisticated enough to start a religion, he wouldn’t. What Trump values above all else is loyalty and devotion... to him. And even he knows people wouldn’t literally worship him, and in a cult there would have to be at least a pretense towards following a higher power. That's not Trump's…

Can someone please explain the appeal of this universe to me? Is the story all that interesting? Is the acting really good? How is any of this appealing to a mass audience? Just seems strange to me. No offense meant to fans, I sincerely want to know what I'm missing here. 

Cain did what he thought he had to do. Jealousy's a bitch. 

What? You can’t be serious. This person needs help, everybody! Look at the whacko over here!

Trump will just start his own version of the Emmy Awards! It will be great, believe me. Everyone will be talking about it. The statue will be made of...you guessed it...solid gold! 

Absolutely brutal accident, and I don’t mean brutal in the Metalocalypse sense.

Don’t blame the writers, blame the venture capitalists who insist on ruining everything they touch in the name of profit.

Well, it’s hard to blame some of the haters—at least the ones languishing in the greys. I’ve been reading the AV Club since at least 2000, or whenever it came online (thanks to The Onion). Unfortunately, I just had to start a new Kinja account. I calculate the odds of making it out of the greys at about...3 percent or…

I feel like it's the kind of movie Ann Veal would protest against. 

Geez, spoilers maybe? So the movie's been out for 47 years, well, I've been busy!