This comment deserves so much more love. 

Because Colombia are several orders of magnitude better than Sweden. 

England are definitely not the MAGA team. 

Imagine Allen Iverson as a CM or CAM. Basketball and soccer are, at the basic level, the same sport. Iverson was dominant, quick, had great vision. I truly believe he would have been American Messi. 

Teen Titans Go is so awful it should be used to torture confessions out of people. Fuck TTG. 

Put them in jail until the jail rots on top of them, then build a new jail and let that jail rot. Nasser, Van Horn, the Karolyis. All of them. 

If I hadn’t been told where this happened, I actually would have bet on Florida. 

Do we really need an explanation for this man’s behavior at this point, other than “he’s Diego Maradona”?

I feel like if I hang the picture of that dude shirtless in the water in my bedroom, my wife and I would be having more sex. Because we would both be super horny. 

Yeah, it’s so unfair to the Serbs that they didn’t get that penalty, exactly like when their leaders were arrested and thrown in The Hague for ethnic cleansing and genocide. Damn selective justice has really been unfair to them over the years. 

I can admit when I’m wrong, and in this case I am. Thank you for pointing it out. I too would buy massive dinosaur skeletons if I were that rich. 

Didn’t Cage buy a T-Rex skeleton or skull or some such ridiculousness???? (among many, many other things)

It baffles me how Argentina fans constantly shit on Messi but are still so disgustingly in love with the fat cheating twat waffle Maradona. 

No Di Maria, not finding a way to get Dybala and Messi to play together so Dybala could start, trusting Otamendi to not be a useless cunt, relying on 87 year old Mascherano. Sampaoli is the South American Bob Bradley. 

So an “alleged” (definite) rapist “allegedly” (definitely) groped an Uber driver and the NFL didn’t see fit to investigate until fucking BuzzFeed said something a year and a half later, and then they only gave him a 3 game suspension. I wish any of this surprised me.

I’m confused about why he needs rallies. Shouldn’t we all be WAY more concerned about this kind of thing? 

David Beckham is dumber than a bag of hammers.

Maybe just lock Coach in the equipment shed for a few days.

That’s a Falking great comment

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