I’m sorry, the picture at the top of the story is of an actual person? Follow up question: why is Riff Raff?

You’re looking for some sort of logical thinking from these groups? Come on, you’re better than that!

Is it weird to be aroused by this video? Asking for a friend.

Do you realize how drunk he is? It’s a miracle he’s wearing anything.

Based on their own experiences and not the actual research that’s been done dozens of times over the past 20 years involving millions of people that shows there is no link? The actual research done on this is ignored in favor of stupid people’s anecdotes. What you’re telling me is that it would be better to risk my…

As a parent of an autistic child, the idea that it’s better to risk your kid dying of a completely preventable disease rather than risk them turning out like my son is the reason why I absolutely fucking hate anti-vax people. It is a hurtful, dangerous, and pathetically uneducated way of thinking.

What was the total distance traveled and exit velocity of those sun glasses? Those things got out of there in a hurry!

“But if we allow girls in to our movies, next thing you know they’ll be demanding that we give up our penises” - these same guys, probably

As a huge Star Wars fan for over 30 years, I’m constantly baffled by the “fans” who can believe in an entire galaxy full of thousands of species of aliens from hundreds of different planets, but when a story includes one Vietnamese-American woman, suddenly Disney is “forcing diversity on us”.

The Smallville actress asked him to “make her a great actress again,”

Maldonado has Giambi speed.

At half time, Alexei Lalas defended the foul as being “part of soccer”, proving that both Lalas and Ramos are both dirty scumbags who should go fuck themselves.

Kay, O’Neil, Singleton, and Flaherty all need to be canned. Kay is a self important cockbag, O’Neil is dumber than a bag of hammers, Singleton is an out of touch dickhead who always wants to compare everything that happens to how things were in the 70s, and Flaherty is dry toast with a microphone.

You must be fun at parties.

Also, her period will attract bears, and you don’t want bears around your basketball team. Unless the bears are part of a marketing ploy.

They immediately turned off the music and apologized, that should have been the end. The problem is he still went and got them fired like the giant self important manbaby that he clearly is.

Is that a challenge?

I’m sorry, what’s wrong with the Pete Rose kind of crazy you mentioned?

Lucy Liu clearly has nothing better to do than leave comments on Deadspin.

Shouldn’t the term “hack” imply some type of shortcut? By the time I get a proper sized hole cut in a bar of soap, I can definitely whack one out, clean up, and go grab a sandwich.