I think you could probably get about 3 dead bodies in the trunk alone...

Grand Theft Horse part 2?

What if Taylor Swift were a ham sandwich?

I never read the articles... well sometimes but not often. I should change my name to “INeverReadTheArticles”, yeah?

Based on the gif it drive like a California Jackhole... but maybe that’s intentional?

HA!

I’ve heard truly terrible things about the old Caddy engines of the 1980's and I suspect it only has 45k miles because that’s all they were ever able to drive the damn thing.

Why haven’t the parents been arrested yet?

She could always try doggy style if she gets tired of planks.

So... Cocaine?

That and the fact that they had a hell of a time making the car drive by using just one button.

Wait... 10 seconds ago you Fucking HATED Miatas?

I like it... and besides, it’s only a Bee iM dubba-yeW, not like it’s special or anything or even a good car.

Reductify!

For those people that are always looking for a challenge...

Hot take:

An electric Karmann-Ghia that looks retro, like the original... similar to the car from Gattaca. Make it look old yet modern.

“only buy candy you like to eat,” just in case.

Holy Crap

Too bad it’s not a Corvette because if it were we could start by looking in all the local ditches and checking out nearby large trees.