Honest question: why tf are we shading viable 2020 candidates in our current hellscape?

December 19, 2016

Then you are to blame for neonazis in the White House. Enjoy!

Here’s an idea...

It's hard for Trump to have a firm grasp on anything, given the size of his fingers.

Everyday I thank God for my small boobs, as they allow me to stand next to whomever I please.

claire’s* and KP, hurting your ears since the early 80s! A match made in heaven! Or somewhere.

The moral of the story is, don’t run a marathon.

Since we’re talking about Chick-Fil-A, the appropriate thing to say is that evangelicals are having a cow.

Preeeeeetty sure you love to be “that guy.”

It's exactly the thing to complain about if you're fat and old and poor like me. When you're rich, young and pretty . . . not so much.

This is my ghost story, but it isn’t creepy, it’s actually mostly awesome.

Oh my GOD. I couldn’t figure out what that was supposed to be. It looks like some kind of sun monster.

When they make a movie about Martha they should really think hard about casting Corey Feldman as the lead.

#DeathGoals

Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”

A child who is excited because he was just accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

The app matched me with an adorable pup named Freckles. However we got our silly stupid well meaning lab mix Kate last Tuesday. Her favorite party trick is to catch her own tail, bite it, and continue to go around in circles. She is just so dumb but sweet, which are labs main attributes besides a food obsession.

C’mon