Simple rule for life: Never, ever, under any circumstances write a manifesto.  

So why did hey develop a whole new car with BMW?  Why not just rebadge the Lexus RC?  

Front exhaust. 

Where’s the evidence this is some sort of coordinated scam?  

That’s why they put up with Trump.  

There's only so many perverts we can cover at a time!

Yeah, I always hated those goofy foot brakes and the e-brake iny car now is fine now that I'm used to it. While I always dreamed of using the old handbrakes in some cool driving manuever in my 30 years of driving I've never actually done that.

“Look I am sorry but there is little if any difference appearance wise between a 17 or 18 year old girl and a 20 year old girl.”

Yesterday I saw a rich guy in a hot Mercedes shaving while driving.  I should have filmed it.   

I worked at a government agency once and had gotten really fed up with it. In the middle of a long boring meeting I just got up and left, walked out to my car and drove off. I didn’t really know what I was doing. I drove around for a while stopped at a convenience store and bought a candy bar and a coke. I decided to…

And it didn’t even involve masterbation! 

If you can afford a plane ticket you can afford to just buy a bottle of water after you make it through security.  Or just bring an empty bottle and fill it up at a water fountain.  

It looks like someone used bubblegum to stick a cell phone on the A-Pillar.  

“A lot of fans of the books and games are passionate about their lore and world building, and dismantling it is disrespectful and disappointing.”

Hire an Eurasian.  Problem solved. 

They all start with 9.  What else do you need to know?

Goddamn it I just want to watch a movie where a space monster tears people apart.  Why can’t that be simple?

But does it have an electronic glove box opener? 

I drive a Honda Civic and an Xterra regularly (i.e., a low vehicle and a high vehicle.)  There are a few instances when I have trouble seeing around the car next to me when turning in both of them.  Really only a small percentage of the time is the Civic worse.  And when it does happen just waiting for the big vehicle…

He intentionally tries to not look smart (it’s not hard for him.)