Psychiatrist responds: “No fucking shit Sherlock.  Got any other totally fucking obvious observations for me?”

FUCK.

No one who eats peppermint ice cream can be considered to be innocent.   

That sort of reasonable and thoughtful opinion isn’t needed here.  Give us only your outrage.  

So why would a robot who is a dog need a muzzle?  And couldn’t said robot dog get the muzzle off?  

It’s what is commonly referred to as “a joke.”

That sounds simple but the fact is survey data (where they just ask people stuff) is notoriously unreliable.  What people say they will spend money on and what they actually spend money on do not line up much.  

The examples you list are exactly the sorts of things I was referring to in my pithy little comment.

In the US we pay you to be rich and charge you to be poor.  

No! Your take is far too reasonable. Me must, we absolutely must, dissect every condolence tweet about McCain and find every conceivable criticism of it. To do otherwise is treason against whatever.  

You know what? Fuck James Bond.  All those movies suck.  That last Mission Impossible movie was better than the last 15 Bond movies put together.  LET IT DIE.  

New York in the ‘70s looked like a post-apocalyptic hellscape.  I thought I was watching a Sci Fi movie.  How the fuck did people live like that?  

Weird.

Quitting heroin? Try these other opiates instead. 

The Hulk was my favorite comic book as a kid (one of the few I liked at all really.) So Marvel’s inability to get a good Hulk movie made tarnishes their whole legacy for me. Seeing him in Thor Ragnorick was cool though, I loved his scenes in that. I think the success of the first Avengers had a lot to do with the…

I thought Becky had good hair.  

I can finally say that I’m part of the 2%!

I’m old enough to remember the dot com bubble bursting around 2000. Saw a few people lose a lot of money on really bone headed investments then. Then I saw the housing crash in 08, again saw people who made really dumb decisions get wiped out. I didn’t think I would ever see anything dumber than those events happen.…

Goddamn it, your comment made me remember them (but it won’t last.)

I was sitting outside at a restaurant in Italy last year and this couple with a dog came in and sat down on the patio next to me. The guy took the dog’s leash off and it just wandered off and took care of itself doing whatever dog stuff dogs do while the couple ate. That’s not allowed here in the state though.