I mean, when someone else loves the same sport you love but happens to have been born in a different part of the country, you have no choice but to physically assault one another.

“The team ... is now charging $60 PER GAME for parking in their lot. This still won’t discourage the tailgate superstar. ... Maybe if the team starts sucking again full time they can shed some of the dead fan weight.”

Jacob:

Goddamn, Trevor.

Great Googly Moogly.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

In the 90's, the Lions were the exact same team as the Chiefs; First round playoff losses, star running back, QB that wouldn’t be out of place on the back of a milk carton, fatass coach.

Two in a day?

“Manager” implies someone who does things. Managers file reports and stuff!

Will always be the Chefs

They really should be called “The Seattle Suburbs Seahawks.”

They did a whole episode about dee dating a retarded guy. Who did you think it was about?

For example if the Town Car got 25 mpg, after 300,000 at $2.50/gallon, that’s $30,000 right there in gasoline alone.

Hey man, gotta keep it pure for your second wife, who already has a kid by another dude.  

It’s the kind of math you do when you want to further a narrative, my friend.

Where are they coming up with these numbers for maintenance costs? As in where did the 70k come from for the Lincoln? The old Town cars used the Panther platform, which had been around forever and ever and by that point was more or less bulletproof. I’ve been in a number of Crown Vic cabs that had well over 500k on…

Bogus numbers are bogus. 70k to maintain a lincoln town car to 300k miles. Hahaha, no

Well, since nobody else is going to do it..

Little Boy and Fat Man.