Let's encourage our guys to keep it off the streets by no longer letting them bring it to the track.

When watching this show I've always thought it would be so much better if it just dropped the pretense of the street racing BS. Other than some runs the teams do on public streets, it's pretty obvious the roads they're using are shut down and lit with mobile spotlights, and the drama is mostly scripted.

"...the fact that the NHRA was founded to give racers an alternative to dangerous public roads."

Do people actually have enemies? The last time I considered someone my enemy was high school. He bullied me for years, then stole my first real girlfriend. I went to college and got a career; he went to jail for trying to run a cop over with a tractor.

It sounds like it's time to move forward with PooStomp, my crap in a flaming bag delivery service. We'll let the buyer choose from several different poo options, including species, volume, stench factor and volatility. Look for the Kickstarter soon!

Let this be a lesson to us all. Never fuck with a minivan driver because they're likely shuttling kids around, "AND THEY HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE IF YOU GUYS DON'T SETTLE DOWN SO HELP ME GOD I WILL *crash*......"

Fastest car in the world has nothing to do with the badge and everything to do with the fact it was a rental.

The advanced active sensors of the TacTom identified the pair of non-hostile pigeons on the roof at the last second and disabled the warhead to prevent civilian casualties. Had the pigeons been brandishing small arms or MANPADs it would have been a completely different story.

Yeah but I think the looming prospect of obsolescence puts people off. Especially when we are used to watches lasting basically forever if you want them to.

Tilt your mirrors a bit farther out to cover your blind spots. Do you really need to see the side of your car at all times?

The devices are so different from batteries that they kind of explode our conventional ideas for what energy storage can be.

My first modem was 300 baud, and the bits had to travel uphill, both ways, through two feet of snow.

I just went to the builder tool on Scion's site and you have to literally click every single option to get it up to that price. That's even stretching the definition of "fully loaded."

This is why I'm glad I have old cars. Every time it rains I'm getting sideways on pretty much every turn with my Volvo 240 or my E34. Those cars love to dance.

Its true though, they aren't sure...in fact they have no level of sure.

does the NSA count?

So how do you like your Lexus?

Please stop dignifying them by calling them hackers. A bought botnet does not a hacker make. They are little more than script kiddies.

Can we please stop giving the brats the attention they want?