This is it. I’ve been in high stress mode since the election. For myself, at least until the inauguration, I will no longer immerse myself in articles about this travesty. I’ll read the headlines, I’ll stay minimally informed, but I’m fucking tired. They are all terrible, wrong people. They make me think about how to…

I do not have an inside line on Kanyes mental health BUT when I’m feeling particularly unsafe or anxious I bundle up for security. And that outfit, from the boots (armor) to the giant coat is peak security blanket clothing.

Yeah, this is pretty much what all the marriage advice people have been saying for years about date nights. My husband and I are deeply enmeshed (our choice) but we still take the time out from our normal schedule of Netflix and ps4 to have dates. And they are SO NICE. And the cap to a good date is gonna be sex. So…

My greatest fear in the world is being framed for something terrible. I hate movies in which that’s a big plot point, I speed through tv episodes with it. It deeply terrifies me. I am not Jewish. My ancestry DNA thing gave me a result of less than 5%. But this fear and perhaps a too early copy of Anne Frank (8th bday…

Congrats on your tiny revolutionary! Viva la bebe!

Anything important that happens on Twitter gets reposted elsewhere. The useful things it does (aiding in revolution) I think will be irrelevant in the US when it comes time.

That’s a man who understands the importance of grudges.

When you need a big cry, watch Big Bird sing Rainbow Connection at his funeral.

Oh really? This seems like a giant lie. If you are a third generation atheist why so hostile about my plea not to spend money at the fucking ark museum? And why did you respond to the nice person asking how so many races came from one inbred family with snark about gravy? And frankly, as a second gen myself…

It was very hectic at the grocery store today. Things were on sale or not in stock. We came home with a very random assortment. I am making elbow mac n alfredo and meatballs for dinner. I got wires crossed and picked up stuff for both Alfredo and Mac n cheese, but not all the stuff. The garlic is roasting (to be put…

It may behoove you to apply this epiphany to other areas of your life.

Right? I can’t spend the next four running around screaming “it’s a trap!” I mean I will if I have to, but I feel like if this is so easy for a lazy pot head to foresee, surely the people in charge won’t be blind to it.

Yes!

I have not, but it’s going on my list!

Thank you! I was feeling crazy, like......this isn’t new? I’ve seen this before haven’t I? It still makes me happy though.

I was really hoping to spend the next decade watching Leia mentor Rey, and Carrie mentoring Daisy. My family sucks and Carrie Fisher has always had the place in my heart where the cool fun aunt would be. She started as my hero and then every role where she played the no nonsense best friend turned her into my dream…

But now I’m not mad. Dune! Cybill! And isn’t she a classically trained pianist? An excellent red head.

Childhood ruiner!

I’ll tell ya, once you start cutting off parents, everyone else is a lot easier. And the bar gets lower. But I am measurably happier now than I have ever been. My goals and dreams are happening. I had the BEST thanksgiving ever. 100% because I won’t forgive and forget and sweep it all under the rug.

There is a gamer gate joke in here somewhere. Something about........if she was a real robosexual....it would be more mechanical? Something. I can’t quite find it. Anyone care to jump in?