Literally this is what I’m having for dinner tonight, lol.

It’s kind of hilarious that these peeps got public defenders, who I’m sure they’ve never thought about or gave a shit about before. Ironically enough, public defenders are essentially the biggest constitutional supporters in the country.

Also the argument is what, liberal elite politicians do this too? There’s been kerfluffles in California because the governor, among others, ate at a fancy restaurant during the pandemic. I hardly care about that stuff because why bother. So by the same token I don’t care about this either.

Seems pretty obvious the police lied about Bruce Springsteen, no? They arrested him and said he was “visibly swaying back and forth.” There’s no swaying at 0.02. If they’re gonna make that up about one of our only living legends, what the fuck do you think they’re making up about Pookie from the corner? Geez louise.

Especially if what you’re trying to sell is the shoes, aka the weirdest looking part.

It’s honestly an amazing PR coup that Israel has built a modern-day apartheid state but any mention of that whatsoever is labeled as anti-semitism.

I obviously do not know the ins and outs of Britney’s mental health or finances and I do not know what she wants. But I friggin saw her perform in Vegas a few years ago. And nothing will convince me that if someone is functional enough to do a full Vegas residency, they are somehow not functional enough to be in…

I mean didn’t Rihanna’s accountant steal $5 million from her? No celebrity is immune to being swindled or taken advantage of but I can’t think of a single other (still actively working) celebrity under conservatorship.

It is a system ripe for abuse, especially of the elderly. It’s kind of horrifying. Non-relatives can swoop in as court-appointed guardians, say this person can’t control their finances anymore. Families routinely can’t do anything about it.

I was side-eyeing the judges last week when they gave Olivia the win with that basic black dress, and I’m side-eyeing them even harder now. That was Symone’s runway! She is out there doing totally new and fresh stuff on the runway, she’s re-inventing the game (Utica, sorry, but if I see one more…

Right?? Like who doesn’t love the bathrooms when you’re out and about that have fun stuff like free tampons, lotion, mouthwash, etc. Little extras are so easy but go so far.

Yeah he’s not necessarily my type but anything that gets guys in their early 20s to stock their bathrooms with clean towels and soap is a win in my book. Like, I care more about that than the tampons lol.

Very detailed takedown! I used to keep up with the show but I’ve trailed off over the last season or two. It felt too emotionally manipulative, there was something inauthentic about it but I couldn’t put my finger on it. I’d be crying even when I didn’t like the character or situation because they tug at the…

The real twist is that he’s dead the whole time!

This seems so obviously fake to me, I don’t get how everyone is taking it seriously. I get that gorilla glue is strong but I don’t believe that for over a month, not a single hair on your head would not move or grow out.

I would assume he is out on bail, which depending on the state, he is entitled to. In California the only people not entitled to bail are those who actually committed murder. If you truly don’t like the carceral state, then you don’t argue for exceptions to it.

I can’t tell you the number of times a DA has offered me a longer term of imprisonment for someone who has mental health issues because “at least in jail they are getting mental health treatment.”

Solano has some of the highest rates of officer-involved shootings in California. And now Open Vallejo is doing great work in exposing the right-wing extremism within law enforcement there. The connections pretty much draw themselves.

I know there’s a lot of amazing and weird and incredible things that go into ‘the miracle of life’ aka growing a baby in your belly, but honestly the weirdest to me is that they can grow a wholeass head of hair while they’re in there and pop out fully coiffed! Like HAIR is GROWING in the AMNIOTIC SAC, WHAT?!

Yeah I would not have thought The Bodyguard is a movie that needs to be remade but with this casting, I’m beyond intrigued.