I am not! Tell me more.

Obvious explanation: If I was a Famous who suspected maybe one of my friends was selling gossip about me to tabloids, I might slip them something ridiculous as a test, like that I’m dating the My Pillow CEO, and see if it made its way into the gossip columns.

“DMs scandal” is a pretty euphemistic way to say “accused of rape and abuse.” I know everyone is focusing on the cannibalism thing but the woman posting these has said he raped her, and many other women are sending in messages that they were abused by him as well.

I don’t normally watched Untucked but I happened to for this episode and it was absolutely endearing. They were all really supportive of one another, there was no shadiness or cattiness. They talked about how it was actually good they were the ‘Pork Chop’ queens because now they’ll have a little more humility, having…

The fact that 3 companies can decimate an app like that seems to be an argument in favor of breaking them up, though.

I love my job but every time I take some time off (see: last week, for Christmas) I remember all over again, I hate working, work sucks, work is for jerks. I would not work if I could, or do 25% of what I currently do at my job.

It’s never explained. I’m not sure if the filmmakers just thought no one would care about whether 7 billion people went in the span of 3 weeks? Why this space crew got left totally out of the loop? Why no one responded to him frantically radioing about this girl that got left behind? Just some of the baffling plot…

I have a cat so naturally, now everything my relatives get me has a cat on it.

It wasn’t for not wearing a mask. It was for standing too close.

This ‘gut instinct’ is basically how all Karen calls start. See Amy Cooper.

There’s the same divide in Sonoma! east vs west siders lol

Just put a vaccination station in the employee breakroom for the ER/ICU and vaccinate the people actually showing up to work, as they come in. Boom.

All of Congress is getting the vaccine, for “continuity of government operations”. But that is EXTREME BULLSHIT. So these people can refuse to provide any meaningful relief to regular people but they still get their government-funded healthcare and salary and pensions and are first in line for the vaccine. Should be,…

You know when you hear something about somebody - usually it’s another male celebrity that’s been sexually harassing someone and you go “huh. Well, not surprised.”

They’re not the ones being wiped out because they’re not the ones that are the targets of environmental racism and healthcare disparities that lead to a higher rate of comorbidities like asthma and diabetes and thus COVID-19 mortality. Nifty how that works out.

Because we pay them $2.30/hour.

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Pretty much. CA parole boards do not grant parole lightly. And yet I know people - black men, in fact - who have gotten parole on murder cases after less time. This is obviously political.

Dick Cheney had a lesbian daughter and managed to have a wholeass political career; I’m not sure why this movie was convinced in 2020 that it would be political suicide. And weirdly, for someone running for mayor, they didn’t go into his politics at all. That maybe could have helped explain the family dynamics but…

I’m sure many foreign observers of American politics have a lot of thoughts and opinions about how our government is run and they are not necessarily wrong just because they don’t live in America. They might have a better view in fact, since our public education system can be horribly manipulative (skips over the…