I’d hate to give Tom Scocca credit for anything, but Lauren probably learned a new word when this was written on the last day of gawker.com (and five months before she published her article)

If I could tell Pelosi one thing, it would be:

At this point, the “it might hurt our chances in 2020" calculus needs to be thrown out the window. I admit up front that I was one of those pooh-poohing impeachment proceedings prior to the release of the Mueller report, because the imbalance between the House and Senate meant such proceedings would be dead the second…

DERP

If he didn’t answer the question: “Typical politician, evasive and unwilling to make a clear statement that he will be held to.”

Maria Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for, Agent Ward?

I don’t trust anything with an acronym that long and convoluted.

Don’t forget tomorrow starts the new KINJA rule where they can use your photos....

KINJA does not have permission to use imaged of my giant dong.

Still, plenty of Native voices said they felt erased by her vague apology about “mistakes” and that her words didn’t go far enough:

SHE NEVER CLAIMED TO BELONG TO A TRIBE. God damn. Why do people insist on pretending otherwise?

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

A month ago, Splinter was fawning over her (maybe a bit tongue-in-cheek, but still).

Counterpoint: from all accounts, the nickname seems to seriously piss him off, and I enjoy that very much, so I suggest that everyone continue using it. Thank you. 

And, just like wrestling, it really sucks when a lame heel is champion. 

If they were allowed to hit each other with folding chairs, I’d watch. 

Great comparison! I despise cable “news”

Marianne Williamson is an internet god who probably had the best night of any candidate during Wednesday’s Democratic debate. It would be so great if she did not also have some, shall we say, questionable views about science and medicine.

It would be so great if she did not also have some, shall we say, questionable views about science and medicine.

She has zero percent chance of being the nominee, why is Cooper even bothering with her?