Whoever pegged your act as a Freshman in PolySci 101 was spot on.

THANK YOU. I’m sick of intellectually lazy dipshits who say “they’re two sides of the same coin”. Are they, fuckface?

Oh get out of here with your facts.

I’m sure people in the African American Muslim, immigrant and GLBTQ communities that have seen a President openly act to reverse decades of incremental progress and protections, as well as people who had any health care coverage snatched away from them as a result of Trump’s vendetta against Obama, would dispute your…

I’m so sick of this political hipster talk where cynicism is masquerading as political consciousness.

“the fact that I and hundreds of millions of evangelical Christians around the world believe what Jesus said about the way to heaven does not make us a bigot.”

Basically, yes. If you have honest-to-god Celiac disease, then this sucks and I feel bad for you.

Devastating news for the ONE PERCENT of the population that actually suffers from Celiac disease.

I want to preface this little story with the fact that I am a gun toting liberal. I enjoy shooting guns and continue to buy them because it’s a fun and relaxing hobby. I’m a responsible gun owner. Most importantly, I fully believe in better regulations with regards to gun ownership.

All weekend, if you stopped and closed your eyes and tuned out the murmur of the crowd inside, you would hear the NRA convention’s version of crickets, a ubiquitous background sound: CLICKclickCLICKclickCLICKclickCLICK. It was the sound of guns being dry fired, and it never stopped.

This all-encompassing paranoia explains why the NRA convention hosted a lavish booth selling gold coins hauled up from a shipwreck, which offered brochures that asked, “Why are so many people over their IRAs and 401ks into physical gold IRAs?” The only possible answer is that grandma has become truly senile—or,…

Rather than benching your best player for a whole game, you should bench him for four consecutive quarters instead to save hurt feelings.

No one that approved the use of waterboarding or other types of torture should ever get a job anywhere. Not only is it cruel and evil, but it demonstrates incredible incompetence. It has been shown over and over that these techniques are not effective, and can actually lead to dangerously false information.

It’s amazing how effective the right-wing victim industrial complex is.

1) The US does not have enough resources to catch everyone who tries to cross the border unlawfully, so no this problem will not “resolve itself.”

Now if he had just hit a woman, the Bengals would’ve given him a 3 year $15 million deal the first day of free agency.

In my legal opinion, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THESE STUPID FUCKS

Whoa whoa whoa let’s not get carried way here. These are entitlements!

It just kills me that I know there will be many, many responsible conservative gun owners who will see this commercial and it will grate on them... but they won’t say shit, because we’ve devolved into this tribal bullshit where conservatives will gladly ignore their own principles just for the sake of defending their…