I appreciate both the over-the-top photo snark and the reasonable engagement ring.

THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND HONESTLY PROBABLY TOP TEN ESSAYS I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE I LEGIT CRIED LAUGHING

Eazy E called him out on his behavior on “Real Muthaphuckin’ G’s” when be said...

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

As another commenter said awhile back, I’m team P!nk. She’s involved in none of this idiocy.

I want a spinoff where Eric and Pam run a hair salon. Layfayette and Ginger can work there.

Last year I posted on here how i wanted LaLa and Pam spinoff to be like Laverne and Shirley

I really miss True Blood

Fjorda Helluvitt.

She was looking for some work—she didn’t want a fling—when she got a nanny job with Ben and Jen this spring. What was she to do, what was she to say, she needed the money. But over the next few months her bosses went to war—she was there to watch the children, but their father saw more. She had youth! Jen went poof!…

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

I think there’s a very valid point to be made on the advisability or practicability of this plan re: other regions (notable sex-tourism locales, for instance) who don’t enjoy our same level of infrastructure or a [mostly, though goddamn the news has given me a lot of doubts lately] non-wildly-corrupt civilian police…

would have went

I honestly don’t get all the furious debate over the deposition. In it he talked about getting party drugs for women he had sex with, a very common occurrence back then; why is everyone acting like this was some sort of smoking gun?

I kept waiting for this. I kept waiting to hear why a man his age would go to see Trainwreck alone if there were “no motivation” as police were saying earlier. I kept waiting to hear about the misogyny and racism because I knew it was just a matter of time. These guys never just kill a bunch of random people and…

With the frequency of sex workers being raped, along with serial killers who focus on no one but sex workers, laws really should be changed so women and men who are involved in the world’s oldest profession have protections and can do what they do safely. But people don’t consider sex workers to be worthy of respect…

Not to mention the public health aspect

Remind me again why sex work is illegal and therefore creates a black market that is run by criminals where women are frequently victimized because they have no legal recourse?