Hmm... My takeaway :

You should upgrade that to “a 1981 Diesel VW Rabbit.”

I get calls all the time for duct cleaning services. I like to respond with:

I have been known to answer “Poncho’s Porn Palace and Pizza Emporium, home of the world famous white sauce!”

In that moment, Randall stopped owning a Ford Expedition. He picked up his keys, and began gathering the supplies needed to change his status among Apache Junction’s HOA: This is a case of Keystone, a hacksaw, and years of pent up frustration.

“I bought a Volkswagen Tiguan.. for my wife.” You are without question the worst husband in the history of human mating.

“you may end up sliding yourself off a cliff into one of the state’s many semi-permanent wildfires.”

The astro has one of the most terrifying crash test videos I’ve ever seen.

“... and no taste!”

This looks like a car that the flat brim doucheknuckle who bought Tiger King’s ranch would drive. He has the disposable income [or illicit monies or whatever] to blow money on something that screams “please pay attention to me and my fake racecar”

They can be trusted to pull a fast one if you let ‘em.

Douchey brand? I know then isn’t now, but...

To be totally, brutally honest David, I think you sound like you have reached a point in your automotive life where you need to take a break from doing ridiculous things with complete shitboxes, and spend some time getting to know a car or two that is interesting, characterful, and yet reliable. Reasonably reliable,…

Look at that poor little kid with the shaved head and just-like-daddy’s suit and tie. I wonder what he looked like tens years later...hopefully with facial hair and selling weed out of his college dorm.

I can live with jaded, just give me this ‘66 Ambassador DPL interior.

I think you answered your own question. 

What is it with this seller and only getting cars in Cocaine White?

This was $600 on this site in April!

This car has got nothing going for it, IMO. The exterior is beaten and needs glass that is probably unobtanium. The interior needs to be rebuilt to be usable. It doesn’t even run. And once you put in all the work to fix it, what do you have? A car that offers nothing special other than its rarity. ND at virtually any…

Rare doesn’t always equal valuable.