Brush hair???? I thought that was a pube!

So overpriced cars, overpriced loans. Yeah it’s like the 2000- 2005 housing market, but with cars.

“Carolina Squat” - definition (1) What you do alongside Rte 95 in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere on the way to Florida (2) This shit, too.

Nice Car, not so nice price. Just one look at that interior and you realize it’s meh. ND

Continuing on with your most excellent example... after 15 minutes the engine heat will be making your balls rain sweat like Niagara Falls and the hot black seat will spread that moisture all around for a class A #1 case of swamp-ass. The cramps in you legs from driving in that offset position required by that massive…

I’ll see your Blackhawk and raise you an Excalibur.... Hasta la vista Baby!

ND - I’m not a coke dealer.

ALWAYS check the underside when you think you’re in love...

Reluctant ND at this price.

You are correct in abstract, but for me to recommend this vehicle, I’d want a long handled stick shift. Since it’s a toy, not anything more or less, I feel it’s appropriate in something that has some tenuous connection to the Model T. I understand my preference is not rational, but then purchasing this thing in the…

Now that you mention pedals / knee room, the brake pedal placement seems to be pretty far from the accelerator, so there’s that. In fact, I’m really starting to dislike this build.

Reluctant ND. Not for the price, per se, but for the slushbox. It was a real bummer to see that. Coulda, shoulda, woulda.

Only in fond memory of this guy:

Ah yes, I recognize the type, now that you mention it....

Well, this column had “CrackPipe” in the title for years!

Reluctant No Dice here. Clearly the price is about $12,000 too high.

“...but the seller’s spouse ... went with a Tundra instead”

As far as marques sold in the US:

Ahh yes, the miracle of Bondo!