What is THE most American car? I mean, if we had to send one single emissary to represent the U.S. at some sort of hypothetical intergalactic automotive throw down, what might that be?

Now that’s a mental picture there!

Good point! Thanks, anyway 5 minutes in the cabin with the windows rolled up would tell a buyer what they need to know. 

and... It’s sold!

What would you do with a car like this?

Once again Kinja is not allowing my independent comment...

NP - All Aboard !!!

Wow! He does nice work... HOW MUCH??? Fuck no!

But I have a real yen for that van!

Yeah, well this reminds me of just about every American car model update from 1957 to 1958. 1958 cars were some of the most ungainly, ugly vehicles ever made. “Just stick two more headlights in and put on more chrome, more chrome.”

That’s a steal, they’re asking for Thai currency. You know: Phuket Money

Exactly my reaction! Perhaps even more so, given the elevated price.

Rob, I’ll use your words to sum up my feelings about this vehicle:

Rob, you’re just to polite to say it, so ... “the second owner now wants to hand the mantle of its completion bag of shit to someone else.”

If you really wanna go back to the wild 90s, buy this. Then slap some Firestone Wilderness AT tires on this sucker, do some lines of coke off of a stripper’s ass and drive that thing off into the exploding sunset.

Wait until Musky Boy starts call Chao a pedo...

Having set Mrs. Worthington’s mansion ablaze, Skip was hoisting the rare Victrola in a triumphant victory yell when Missy conked him on the head with a huge half-filled jug of Gallo wine.

ND Good luck sorting out parts for this automotive foster child. Once again the answer should be Miata.

Ah yes LUCAS! A company based in a notoriously damp country with lots of rain. “Should we take care to use extra waterproofing?” “Nah, Fuck it, thewankers shun’t be out driving in that weather!”

Came here to post this, thanks for posting!