Age certainly helps change perspective on heated seats. Now I’m over 60 and those seats are a godsend! Heated sets are popular throughout the entire country, especially in Florida. I love mine here in the Garden State.

ND The pics here remind me of a joke I heard as a kid. It ended in “...well, I’d shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!”

I respectfully disagree. a 64 - 70 GTO or Malibu SS or Impala SS or Marauder or Charger or Fairlane Cobra, etc. was not “just another car”. They were head turners. Young men would drool over them in parking lots, dream of owning one. The folks who owned them treated them as something special. Now an Olds 88, Mercury…

I really can’t wrap my head around how you put this vehicle and “Muscle Car” into the same category. Even by (weak) analogy.

ND Once again we are presented with a car that’s rare, well kept and has low mileage; but nobody gives a flying flick for it. These were forgettable in the 90s, why would it be collectible now?

This is definitely the “Comment of the Day”

Uhhhhh you really haven’t been keeping up on David Tracy, have you?

Interesting, that’s why the tailgate just looks like it’s ajar, as opposed to “it just doesn’t fit ”. Yeah, half-assed for sure, I’d be afraid to drive it.

Power steering and swapping out the manual transmission for an automatic! As mentioned above, the clutch pedal is still there, it takes some sleuthing to see it, but the “restorer” had multiple reasons.

Thanks! Wow, yup, now I see it! Good eyes man! So they killed a row-yer-own for that monstrosity? - Mortal Sin in the Jalop creed. What’s worse, there’s a risk that someone in an emergency situation will stomp on that clutch pedal instead of the brake. As Lando says:

ND Questionably Restored 1964 Ford F100 Standard Cab for $16,999. (TIFTFY!)

NP

I have my 80s car hatred reserved for K-cars. The eighties sure had a majority of shitty cars produced by the all 4 domestic makers. I just don’t lump Celebrity in that category. It may be “meh” but not terrible, imho.

NP all day! 

#1) The Batshite “Tridon” aka “Bahhmon” I almost did a spit take! “Hey kid, you ever been the “Bat-Truck?” Wow and I thought nothing could be worse that this striped POS!

Yep, that pissed me off. “Almost color-matching”. Great for keeping those valuable Great White cassettes out of sight.

Six headlights too many for the Rampage look, otherwise, it’s got that vibe. I have seen that headlight configuration before...

LOL, It’s from Vonnegut. He invented a sci-fi author (Kilgore Trout) who can only get his stories printed in girlie magazines, the publishers using his stories to skirt the pornography laws by having “literary content.” Trout appears in many of KV’s stories. He dreamed up the name as a parody of the famed Sci-Fi…

Best use is to buy it cheap (like $2k cheap) and part it out, then let frustrated psychos take whacks at it with a sledge hammer.

Only difference is we won’t show this piece of shite prowling the streets at the end...