Don't be smart and put your money into a savings account and collect the interest, give it to us and we'll do all the work for you! (collecting the interest, that is)

- Speculation
- Lowered Expectations!
- Loss of funds

Had to be during testing week. Great. My students are gonna bomb the big state test because they were up late scaring themselves poopless.

Not white and gold?

I know it's incredibly unlikely to happen, but if Nintendo games became available on Steam I would become exceptionally poor in a hilariously short amount of time.

This should be the lede gif (but not tiny and made on a free meme generator)

3DS games always look like crap in screen captures because of the changes in resolution, and because they are designed to be played with the 3D slider on. Some of the stuff that looks jaggy in still pics looks fine when playing it because the 3D effect will soften it. Your computer or phone screen likely has a higher…

This isn't even a Photoshop.

Good Luck.

Let's be real. We are all secretly waiting for this.

Our definitions of "many years ago" are very different if you are talking about a phone wallpaper.

Because I Like my link Silent.

Probably not the people playing murder or violence simulators, but I'm sure there is a niche group of people or they wouldn't make them at all, but I'm sure there is a little cross over.

My first ever attempt at a shop contest. Hope you like it :D

If Seattle winds up winning the Super Bowl, Nintendo better get him to do some Mario Kart promos real quick.

goddamit this reminds me of Goatse. Fuck the internet for destroying me.

Impossible. Nintendo is always doomed. Always.

They deserved a good year. They did really well in 2014, from a trust standpoint.

I wonder what percentage of their 3DS hardware sales come from multiple console buyers?

The most offensive part of all this is that it's powered by a Proprietary Plug instead of just USB. If it was just USB it'd make sense, but it's not. It's some crap you have to buy from Nintendo for $12-25 depending on where you live and it's a part that costs them probably less than $2 to manufacture. It's not a cost…