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This comment is perfect.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Balletomanes and actual ballerinas were quite steamed about what they viewed as “appropriation;”

All these men are too emotional to be President.

But... Bernie said vote for Hillary. Bernie said DON’T vote for Trump. Bernie also said he will hold Hillary’s feet to the fire as we should do to all our elected officials. So... Put your money where your mouth is. If you’re as faithful in Bernie as I am (and I voted for him in the Primaries.) then you should shut

As someone who was an elected Bernie delegate, I’m telling you you make all of us look terrible.

I’m not even voting.

Ahh you must be a white dude. And woefully daft to continue this ridiculous tripe of “there’s no difference between the two.” Your white male privilege is making you stupid.

Trump is in court right now for fraud. He will be soon for sexual assault. Hillary’s email case is closed. Benghazi, after 13 fucking bullshit hearings, they couldn’t find anything to blame her for. Yet you assholes continue to call her a criminal. Get your head out of your fucking ass, Trump is the only one that

So you are wrong about baseball, and wrong about about who you are voting for. If you just deny climate change I will have a BINGO.

Blah blah blah I’m happy for them but those quotes are god awful attempted poetry. Like real bad. Her heart is full of deep ocean minerals? What does that even mean??

YAS!!!!

How about nobody needs yet another movie about a white woman who is a socialite with a tragic ending?

I frequently bled through my clothes in high school. It was mortifying! I had several dedicated flannel shirts for tying around my waist, dark jeans, and always checked my seat when I got up (yes, it was that bad). If a male teacher had said anything to me I would have burst into tears, and then flames, and then died.

an actor and also a wifebeater

I’ve been listening to Coloring Book non-stop lately and have decided that I have a crush on Chance the Rapper. This black-on-black-on-black look confirmed it. Swoon!

I feel so wrong talking about the first lady’s butt but GOD DAMN. you could bounce quarters off of it.

(Obama voice) “Michelle, that dress looks beautiful... It will look even better on the floor of our bedroom.”

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.